1. Take shots of habanero sauce.
2. Put a needle through my eye ball.
3. Sit on a plane next to a telemarketer practicing their skit.
4. Have to pay for everything with Bitcoin.
5. Listen to “Gangnam Style” on a loop.
6. Be on a train that has derailed.
7. Sit in a public bathroom.
8. Talk about my feelings with my ex-husband.
9. Go base jumping ( I’m scared of heights ).
10. Stand in line for the bathroom next to a water fountain.
11. Read Kafka.
12. Read War & Peace.
13. Stuck in the car with The Wiggles while they sing ” toot toot chugga chugga big red car”.
14. Watch Elmo in Grouchland in a room with 50 crying toddlers.
15. Write a list about lists.
16. Read a list about lists.
17. Be locked up in a psych ward playing cards with Michael Myers.
18. Eat chitlins.
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